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Post by Fuzzball on Nov 23, 2004 23:31:42 GMT -5
In the left corner; the defending champion and wolf with the magic crayons.... BLUE!
In the right corner; the up and coming fox in a cape.... RED!
DING!
Have fun, boyos!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:01:13 GMT -5
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!
*bulls out a swordfish from behind his cape and points it at BlueEyesWolf*
AWN-GUARD!!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:08:13 GMT -5
pulls out a magic pencil and draw a raging bull that runs toward Red!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:11:07 GMT -5
Aha! *chucks the fish and takes off his cape - waving it at the bull* *the bull runs at the cape as RS holds it out - suddenly the bull smashes right into it and drops dead * *RS pulls back the cape, revealing a good-ol-fasion iron anvil * So magic tricks, eh BlueEyes? *reaches into BlueEyes' ear...and pulls out a man-eating piranna! the piranna latches onto Blue's arm, gnawing away*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:13:57 GMT -5
AIEEEE...
Pull off fish and make it disappear!
Draw a land shark and sic it on Red!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:18:36 GMT -5
*landshark* Candygram... *RS, opening door* Oh why thank....AAAAAH! *devoured by the landshark - which then moves on* *BlueEyesWolf, stands confidently* Well now, I've finally defeated....OH LORD GET IT OUT!! GET IT OUT!! *a white piece of fuzz pokes outta Blue's ear...and when he grabs it a fox tail follows, and then, in turn, RedStreak!! ;D * And for my next trick...here, for you Blue! *pulls some flowers out and presents to Blue, who naively takes them* Just remember how the 'little things' stick with ya, Blue! *BlueEyesWolf* Why does this suddenly seem familiar? *suddenly a swarm of bees emerge from the flowers and sting him - high irony, as Blue made this joke in his fan story!*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:22:50 GMT -5
Draws a pot of honey and dump it at Red's head!
Blue:"Why hunny, your colors are running because the bees are cutting your fur off!
(snickers)
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:24:56 GMT -5
*the bees descend on Red in swarms*
Heh heh! They tickle my nose!
Ahh...ahhh....AHHHH.....
AHHHH-CHOOOO!
*the bees fired like a shotgun at Blue, who is immediately stung*
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Post by Fuzzball on Nov 24, 2004 0:25:14 GMT -5
;D Man, am I glad I started this thread!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:26:31 GMT -5
;D Man, am I glad I started this thread! You better BEE amused! Heh heh!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:29:07 GMT -5
Is it just like a woman to start trouble between two men?
Make the bees disappear and draw a cannon. Shot a "Cannonball" at Red!
Red:"Is that the guy at Bubba comics...AHHHHH!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:31:58 GMT -5
Take a shot a me, will yee?
*waves his magic cape - the cannonball flies right into it...and vanishes*
Well, allow me to take a shot at YOU!
*turns around, bends over - waves the cape over his rump as he grunts REAL hard and...*
*KA-BOOM!*
*Cannonball flies right back in BlueEyesWolf's direction*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:34:59 GMT -5
Quickly erase the cannonball and draw a battleship!
BLUE:"B-13!"
All guns fire at Red!
Blue:"Looks like I sunk Red again!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:37:01 GMT -5
Quickly erase the cannonball and draw a battleship! BLUE:"B-13!" All guns fire at Red! Blue:"Looks like I sunk Red again! *as Blue watches were Red 'went down' behind his battleship a submarine emerges* You may have got my battleship, but not my sub! Blue-40! *two torpedoes launch and hit Blue's battleship*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:41:19 GMT -5
Quickly draws a hotair balloon shaped like Bubba!
Blue:"So you sink my ship?? Well take THIS!"
(Throws out Bubba's outhouse with Bubba still inside)
Blue:"Poor Red...talk about your stink bomb!"
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:44:23 GMT -5
Take cover!!! *drives away as the outhouse crashes into the Sub - Bubba is revealed sitting on the can with a comic* *Bubba* What-da-ya think you're look'n' for down here? *BlueEyesWolf laughs confidently in his hot air balloon....until* *suddenly Red emerges...sitting on the head of a long-necked dinosaur* *Red* Hi again Blue. Meet my friend, Nessie. She's Scottish by the way. *Nessie quickly chomps down BlueEyesWolf...and then belches up his glasses*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 0:51:40 GMT -5
Nessie gets sick and turn blue, threw up BlueEyes who draw a T-Rex that eats Nessie all in one bite!
Blue:"Now for Rex's after-dinner mint"
T-Rex eats Red!
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Post by RedStreak on Nov 24, 2004 0:55:48 GMT -5
AHHHHHHHHH!! *is gulpded down by Blue's T-Rex* *BlueEyesWolf* Good boy! *pats his dino* *the dino suddenly grunts, squats...and lays an egg* *BlueEyesWolf, leaping down at the egg* Oh no! I know what's gonna happen next! *he draws himself a baseball bat and holds it ready* *the egg cracks open and...it's empty!* *suddenly a radio transmission beams in* *pan to deep space, where RS floats in a space suit* *RS* Uh...BlueEyes...you have a problem! *a comet comes streaking straight down at BlueEyesWolf and his T-Rex*
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Post by Fuzzball on Nov 24, 2004 0:57:19 GMT -5
Get yer souveniers right'cheer! T-shirts! Hats! Foam fingers! Candy! Popcorn! Hot dogs! Burgers! Peanuts! (Puts out "Redstreak" shirts when Red is scoring; "BlueEyes" when Blue is in the lead)
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Nov 24, 2004 1:00:18 GMT -5
Blue:"Yeah? Show Red your super power, Rex!"
Rex flies up and hits the comet with her tail. The comet hits Red's spaceship!
Blue:"Poor werefox because the captain always go down with his ship...
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