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Post by RedStreak on Dec 8, 2004 14:08:51 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Via la fox!! ;D [/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 8, 2004 15:52:13 GMT -5
Uh.....Red, I think you meant to say "Vi va la Fox!" Via la Fox means "By way of the Fox." While the wedgie and the fireants were indeed supplied by you, I doubt that they came through you.
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 8, 2004 15:59:18 GMT -5
Via la Fox means "By way of the Fox." While the wedgie and the fireants were indeed supplied by you, I doubt that they came through you. [glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Sure, the ants came through express mail, but BlueEyes' suffering came by MY way, didn't it? [/shadow][/glow]
*plants a big ol' smooch on Fuzzball
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=red,left,300]Viva la fox! ;D[/shadow][/glow]
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 9, 2004 1:16:48 GMT -5
Oh yeah? That wasn't the real Fuzzball you kissed, RedStreak! That was a femabot of her with a special timer in her.
(RedStreak sees the green numbers in the femabot's eyes counting down to 00:01!)
Red:"Oh ****" [glow=red,2,300]BOOM!![/glow]
(Blue watches a red fireball heading into the sky then fall flat into the ocean!)
Owie! Hope the sharks will go easy on poor ol' little RedStreak.
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 9, 2004 15:07:06 GMT -5
*has a dopey smile on his face as he lays in the smoldering ruins*
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Well that proves it! Fuzzball is QUITE the blond bombshell! [/glow][/shadow]
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 9, 2004 15:11:28 GMT -5
*BlueEyesWolf chuckling evilly to himself* Well, that's the end of....OHMYLORD!! GET IT OUT!! GET IT OOOOOUT!!**a large sea bass suddenly pops out of BlueEyesWolf's ear - it opens its mouth and out of it, in turn, emerges RedStreak - who grabs the fish by the tail and slaps BlueEyesWolf with it*
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Up to your old tricks again, eh old man? Unguard![/glow][/shadow]
*thrusts the sea bass at BlueEyesWolf, ready for a sword fight*
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 9, 2004 18:26:49 GMT -5
*Eating popcorn, watching Red and Blue go at it near first row of seats* Go, Blue! Go, Red! *sees Fuzzball sitting next to me* Hey, Fuzzball. Want some? *shows popcorn*
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 9, 2004 23:44:19 GMT -5
Thanks! (Grabs the whole tub and empties it into her mouth)
Mthmnk mewmmf!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 10, 2004 2:39:51 GMT -5
(thrust paw into the ocean and pull out a swordfish)
I don't care if they call you Zorro just because you're a fox but they do call me Ol' Loco Lobo because I'm crazy fast that...
(RedStreak's pants fall down, exposing his Transformers boxers!)
You never saw me coming and cut your belt, did you?
(Red turns red of embarrassment, bend over to pick up his pants...and screams because there was a "B" mark on his boxers!)
Ole! Loco Lobo strikes again!
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 10, 2004 16:06:52 GMT -5
I don't care if they call you Zorro just because you're a fox but they do call me Ol' Loco Lobo because I'm crazy fast that... (RedStreak's pants fall down, exposing his Transformers boxers!) You never saw me coming and cut your belt, did you? (Red turns red of embarrassment, bend over to pick up his pants...and screams because there was a "B" mark on his boxers!) Ole! Loco Lobo strikes again! *gets on a pair of jeans which he promtly zips up*
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Well ol' Loco Lobo! Surely you remember this parody of Madonna's song in the 80s....[/glow][/shadow]
*the sea bass is flun away, and RedStreak now weilds a giant, ugly sturgeon - he flips it tail-end at Blue and clicks the fish like a gun*
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]LIKE A...STURGEON!! ;D [/glow][/shadow]
*BlueEyesWolf is suddenly beseiged by a wave of caviar eggs that are fired like a machine gun from the sturgeon - ol' Loco Lobo is coated in gooey black fish eggs*Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!*a grin from RedStreak* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Oh that's not the end of it, ol' woofie![/glow][/shadow]
*the mews of a thousand cats sound out - RedStreak flings a box of starving cats and kittens at the fish-egg-coated BlueEyesWolf - with claws and teeth they promptly latch on tighter than ticks and start biting into Blue*AHHHHHH!!
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 10, 2004 16:24:12 GMT -5
Heeeeyyy...as much as I like kitties, I like caviar more! I'm no cheap date!
(Pulls the kitties off Blue, gives them a big bowl of cat food, gets some crackers and sits down to a nice repast of caviar a la Bleu.)
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 10, 2004 18:51:34 GMT -5
Pass the cavair, would you, Fuzzball?...*has crackers ready*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 12, 2004 4:21:10 GMT -5
Sorry I was late, I was busy recovering from the cat bites and scratches..
Ok, I'm up!
(Throws a bucket of Red paint at Red.)
Hey! Why you do that for? I'm already red!
True but this time all of your clothes and your black nose matches your fur so...
(Open a gate and an angry Minotaur runs in)
Oh, Mr. Minotaur, just take a look at that red thing in front of you...
The Minotaur bellows loud and aims his horns at RedStreak who is running around on the walls of the area with the Minotaur doing the same thing.
Why the Minotaur is so mad at RedStreak?
Easy, Fuzzball. You heard how Bulls get mad at the color red ? Well, Minotaurs get furious at that color so... hey, Red, better run faster, the Minotaur is almost at you that he is streaming your tail with his furling nostrils!
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 12, 2004 13:00:52 GMT -5
*the minotaur charging straight at the red-colored RedStreak* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Oooh...dearie me. [/glow][/shadow]*with a wave of his cape - he reveals a bucket of paint - he dumps the paint overhimself, making him....blue**the minotaur halts, glances at the blue RedStreak, and turns around* *BlueEyesWolf, stomping into the ground* Hey! How the heck am I supposed to compete with a friggn' magic cape!?! It ain't fair! It ain't fair! It ain't....**as Blue stomps the ground, it jarrs ANOTHER paint can perched above - it falls straight down on BlueEyesWolf, coloring him.... RED!! *BlueEyesWolf* Oh no....*view from space - we see BlueEyesWolf being launched into orbit - two tears in the seat of his pants from where the minotaur's horns pierced* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Hmmm, looks like a BLUE...or is that RED...MOON out tonight! [/glow][/shadow]
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 12, 2004 18:58:19 GMT -5
You may have a magic cape, Red, but don't forget.....Blue has magic crayons.
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 13, 2004 1:47:03 GMT -5
Well, technically, Fuzzball, it's a magic pencil but I do have some magic markers...let's see...ah, here's a blue one as well as a yellow one and a white one.
(Blue repairs his blue jeans then restore his yellow fur and white t-shirt.)
So you wanna fight with magic capes? I have something better!
(Draws a magic carpet and dive bombs at RedStreak!)
A red werewolf right on target!
(Hits Redstreak with giant ice cold water balloons!
And these came all the way from the North Pole so they're really freezing ******** cold!
(Red screams as his fur turns into patches of ice!)
...and they say we women know how to someone the cold shoulder! Popcorn, Mr. Minotaur?
Thank thee, my fair lady
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 13, 2004 17:19:14 GMT -5
*runs as he is magic-carpet-bombed by BlueEyesWolf* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!![/glow][/shadow] *dives into a hole in the side of a hill - BlueEyesWolf follows after...but then...*
*pop!*
*BlueEyesWolf grunting* Ugh! Hey! Hey, I'm stuck!! *pan outward - we see BlueEyesWolf's rump & tail sticking out of the hole*
*pan further out...and beside Blue stands RedStreak, grinning evilly - the dirt from the hills falls away, revealing a big-arse-cannon with Blue jammed at its end - RedStreak walks around and lights the fuse
*KA-BOOOOM!!*
I'LL GET YOU REDSTREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAK!! *Blue flies over the horizon with a smokey contrail*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 14, 2004 1:44:54 GMT -5
Rushs back wearing a blue superhero uniform! How you like my new uniform, Fuzzball and Mr. Minotaur? Nice and sharp-looking..mmmm! Yes, but pray tell, who you're supposed to be, oh blue one?Well, heh, just call me...BLUESTREAK!WHAT?! ;D Just watch me!(Blue runs around and around RedStreak, creating a tornado that sweeps up Red into its funnel and carrying him out of the arena.) That's for treating me like that stuffed bear. Mm..wonder if it will take Red over that rainbow?
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 14, 2004 1:54:58 GMT -5
Hey...who's that pubescent girl in the blue dress with the dog in a basket? A fan of yours, Bluestreak?
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 14, 2004 9:38:43 GMT -5
(Blue runs around and around RedStreak, creating a tornado that sweeps up Red into its funnel and carrying him out of the arena.) That's for treating me like that stuffed bear. Mm..wonder if it will take Red over that rainbow? *Blue' Streak', as the Blue-Eyed Menace styles himself, gazes skyward and blinks* The HECK?[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Attack my minions!![/glow][/shadow]*suddenly RedStreak parachutes in from over the rainbow, accompanied by a legion of munchkins from the Land of Oz...very disgruntled munchkins armed with boards with large nails* AHHHHHH!*BlueEyesWolf is overwhelmed by hundreds on swarming munchkins that proceed to beat some sense into him NOT to rip-off RedStreak's name ever again * [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]The knees! The knees! Go for the knees! Show the full fury of the lolly-pop guild! ;D[/glow][/shadow]
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