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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 14, 2004 17:15:18 GMT -5
Oh, Auntie Em! AUNTIE EM!!! ;D
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 14, 2004 22:47:43 GMT -5
;D I will never be able to see The Wizard of Oz in the same way again.....ever.
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 15, 2004 2:32:01 GMT -5
Oh, yeah?
(Jumps out of the crowd of munchkins and whistles. A mass of Oompa-Loompas swarm in and fight the munchkins off by throwing goopy chocolate and sticky snozzberries gum. The rest hold RedStreak down and put a stick of Willy Wonka's magic crewing gum in his jaws.)
Mmmm-mmm, what's this? Tastes like red meat, strawberries, pink lemonade, and raspberries...hey, what's happen to me?
(RedStreak was swelling up like a giant red beach ball! Blue bounced Red and throw him into a giant basketball hoop. Then the Oompa-Loompas throw Red into the ocean where dolphins batted him around using their noses.)
Guess that crewing gum still hasn't the flaws worked all out yet..
Oomp Loomp Oomp Loomp Red Fox had a big ego and a head to match But there was always a catch His body was so skinny mini, tinny, whinny Oomp Loomp Oomp Loomp Now his body is big and round You would never seen a fox as like that, Up in the air or on the ground Still if he is not careful enough, he will be flat! Oomp Loomp Oomp Loomp!
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 15, 2004 2:50:40 GMT -5
Ha ha! "I've Got a Golden Ticket;" one of my favorite movie songs! Thanks for the reminder....though I'd say that Red has a punched ticket instead.
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 15, 2004 10:39:50 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Well aren't you quite the dastard, aren't ya Blue? [/glow][/shadow]
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 15, 2004 17:36:06 GMT -5
Ah, "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". Great movie! The Oompa-Loompas are cool! ;D *watches Red get batted down by dolphins* I wonder if Blue will give him that cabornated soda next and have Red fly up to that ceiling fan above us? (Ewwww....hate to see the sight of it!)
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 16, 2004 1:11:40 GMT -5
*BlueEyesWolf chuckling evilly* Heh heh heh! Looks like Red was full of hot air as I suspected! *takes a sip of a near-by pop...then lets out a little belch* *BURP* Excuse me....ah...hey! What the?! *suddenly BlueEyesWolf starts to inflate and rise skyward - his belt snaps as he turns into a Blue-Eyed balloon**Ninjawolf* BLUEEYES! BLUEEYES! *suddenly BlueEyesWolf's pants flop down on top of his head* Oh good grief.... [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Ugh...looks like a FULL moon in the sky today.[/glow][/shadow]*Ninjawolf* RED? You're not a beachball anymore? How did you.... *RedStreak holds up a bottle of Gas-X* Meanwhile.... *BlueEyesWolf, floating half-naked in the sky* Great! Now I need a new-size of pants AND I'm airborne! What next?!?*cue the roar of jet engines from behind BlueEyesWolf*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 16, 2004 3:08:46 GMT -5
AIEEEEE...*BBUUURRRRPPPP*Excuse me..oh oh...(Thanks to the big burp, Blue was all out of gas and fell out of the airplane's path.) Grief, that was close and lucky, I didn't lose my shirt so..(Blue takes off his shirt and wrap it around his...lower body. On his upper body was a harness and with a push of a button, a pair of bat-like wings popped out!) It pays to be prepared when you are around RedStreak and I have to thank Zage for the idea.(Blue glides down to a clothes line where there was a pair of blue jeans and he landed right into it!) Ahhh..perfect fit! And now for RedStreak...so we are acting out movie scenes, huh? Fine..how about this?(Blue tighted his front paws into fists and there was a "Snikt!" sound. Sharp blades pop out of his fists and with a jump, BlueEyesWolverine give RedStreak a shave and a haircut...and a little more..) Here's you are, doc!(Blue puts a wall mirror in front of Red. Red screams at his image. He is sporting a blue punk hairdo, pierced ears with metel earrings, black circles around his eyes, torn shirt and pants, chopped tail and chains around his neck, hands and legs. Red faints) Aw..you're lucky that I didn't fixed you all the way up with those blades of mine.
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 16, 2004 10:44:08 GMT -5
*has received a haircut from BlueEyesWolf Apparently* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]So, suddenly you're calling me Doc, eh? Well... [/glow][/shadow]
*suddenly 4 thick mechanical tentacles appear from RedStreak's backside, wiggling and writhing as RedStreak grins menacingly*
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]CALL ME...DOC OCTOSTREAK!! [/glow][/shadow]*three tentacles suddenly grab the BlueEyedWolverine, squeezing nice and TIGHT like boa constrictors* *BlueEyedWolverine* Oh boy....*the tentacles proceed to squeeze and fling Blue around like a rag doll - then Doc Octostreak proceeds to juggle with 'em before flinging him into the side of a building* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Funny, when my friends and I were watching Spider-Man2 they commented on me making a good Doc Oc! [/glow][/shadow]
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 16, 2004 17:16:07 GMT -5
*looks at metal tentacles and fighting not to unsheath the katana* Must...resist....sushi making! ;D
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 16, 2004 23:52:09 GMT -5
(Comes back from the concession stand carrying a tub of carmel popcorn and another of buttered popcorn, both of which are nearly as big as she is.) Ha ha ha...."And now.....Sid Viscious as Doc Oc!" The rock movie that never was... Ninja, I'm sorry I ate all of your popcorn. Urp. Want to share some more?
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 17, 2004 1:30:03 GMT -5
(gets off the floor and dust the dirt off)
Funny about you with metal octopus arms..
(Rises off the floor and hold arms out. Waves of energy come out of my paws. Red's mechanical tentacles wrap themselves around Red like a metal ball. With a mighty blast of power, Red get tossed to the moon!)
Call me Magnetic Charming Wolf. Right, Fuzzball?
Blah!
NinjaWolf: But what about Red?
(Turns popcorn cart over by my magnetic powers and eat the falling popcorn)
Oh, don't worry about him. I'm sure there is a man-wolf to keep him company!
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 17, 2004 2:26:19 GMT -5
Uh....um....I don't think RedStreak goes that way.
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 17, 2004 9:49:54 GMT -5
*from the twisted ball of metal, some red and blue seems to wiggle its way out* *BlueEyesWolf* Da heck? You'd have to be able to stretch yourself pretty wildly to get outta THAT!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOING! *RedStreak stretches out, dressed as one of the Fantastic Four in a blue jump suit* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Just call me Mister Streaktastic![/glow][/shadow]*BlueEyesWolf, rolling eyes* Oh...please. A rubber-band man...err...fox...is REALLY scarry...*Red rolls himself into a ball and starts bouncing* [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]Let's see if you got game! [/glow][/shadow]*starts bouncing off the walls* Huh?WHAM! OW!*Red's flying all over the place, smacking BlueEyesWolf like a red & blue dodge ball* WHAM!! WHAM WHAM!! *smacks Blue in a certain place* AHHHH! MY....SPECIAL BITS...WHAM!! WHAM WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM WHAM!! WHAM!! WHAM WHAM!! *on ground* Mercy...mercy!
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 17, 2004 16:31:13 GMT -5
(Comes back from the concession stand carrying a tub of carmel popcorn and another of buttered popcorn, both of which are nearly as big as she is.) Ha ha ha...."And now.....Sid Viscious as Doc Oc!" The rock movie that never was... Ninja, I'm sorry I ate all of your popcorn. Urp. Want to share some more? Oh, yippie! Thank you! *eats his share*
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 17, 2004 16:36:21 GMT -5
*watches Red hitting Blue's family treasures*
Ooooh! That GOTTA hurt!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 18, 2004 0:54:14 GMT -5
(mutters some magical words and rocks of all sizes cover Blue up like a second skin. Red hurts his hind paws from the hardness of the rock-like skin)
Sorry, Red, can't touch THOSE rocks and now it's clobberin' time for The Blue Thing
(Grabs Red, ties him into a knot, stretch his elastic body like a rubber band and lets go! Red bounces all over from the walls of the stadium and Blue keeps hitting him every time Red bounces back to Blue.)
Ow! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Agh! Ugh!
You know..I can do this all day..and night too!
And he probably will! Ninja, should we better take a break now?
Yes, I think I had a little too much sake
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 20, 2004 3:36:26 GMT -5
Um...RedStreak? Our battles? Or are you too full of Christmas spirit to fight?
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 20, 2004 3:48:23 GMT -5
Has Redstreak conceded??? (Steps into the ring in a refferee's uniform) On the count of three.... One..... Two..... Two and a half..... Tow and three quarters....
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 20, 2004 17:29:44 GMT -5
Has Redstreak conceded??? On the count of three.... One..... Two..... Two and a half..... Tow and three quarters.... *the crowd looks in awe as Blue seems to be the only contender remaining - they gaze upon a stretchy blue suit that Red was previously wearing, inert and...gasp...could it be? Has Blue finally defeated his greatest nemesis? * *BlueEyesWolf* Uh...Red? You okay? *creeps up slowly to Red's apparent remains - closer...closer* *the audience watching closely....* *Blue gets closer...closer...* *closer* *a red paw reaches up and honks Blue's nose* Honk honk!
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