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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 24, 2004 3:12:45 GMT -5
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! ;D Happy Winter Solstice! and Happy Howlidays to my fellow wereanimals! Right, RedStreak? (Talks to a snowwerefoxman with a red moving tail sticking from behind) Well, I guess he is still speechless with emotion with his white Christmas gift....
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 24, 2004 9:08:17 GMT -5
*his head pops out - wearing the snowman hat now*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ;D
*some little kids start singing ala a certain x-mas special*
'RedStreak...the snow fox...'
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 24, 2004 22:10:21 GMT -5
...was a cheerful fox we know...
...and everywhere that red fox went...
...he was hunted by hounds as he goes... ;D
*runs away from Red*
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 25, 2004 20:37:56 GMT -5
Redstreak the snowfox was a holy smoly ghoool With a corn pipe-pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of cold....* Say, Red's eyes are red.....like embers...and that snow is starting to melt pretty quick....is that steam I see coming out of his ears? Hmm....have we made him mad? I wonder how? *Much thanks to my little sister for having made up this version when she was two (except for the Redstreak/snowfox bit).
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 26, 2004 5:23:24 GMT -5
Blue:"He's melting? Quick, this calls for an emergency!"
(Puts RedStreak/Snowfox in a giant meat freezer and closes door)
Ninja:"Come on, Blue, we're just playing so get him out there!"
Blue:"Er...do you know the combination for the lock?"
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 26, 2004 10:59:13 GMT -5
*cuts the door lock with my katana and opens it.*
Ninja: "Holy @#$%!!!"
*Red steps out, bigger and angrier than before! A huge red Snowfox!*
Red: "You all made me angry, making me freeze in there! Luckily for me, the cold in there added more power to that snow than I realized...now face the wraith of the Red Yeti, you creeps!"
*Red shoots out sharp icicles at us and we run away screaming*
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 27, 2004 5:58:25 GMT -5
(We all run to "Sunny" California where RedStreak was starting to melt) Blue:"Wait a minute, Ninja...look at Red! (Red keep on melting and melting until he was a teeny-weeny tiny werefox! Blue picks up Red and hold him in his yellow-furred paw.) Blue:"Awww.. ;D Is he cute?" Ninja:"Just like those little deformed characters that you see in anime." Blue:"Really? I thought his head was always that big..." (RedStreak bit Blue's finger HARD!) Blue:" AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 27, 2004 10:17:31 GMT -5
*puts him in a jar with breathholes and grass in it*
Ninja: "Should I call him 'George', Blue?"
Red (banging on the glass): "Get me outta here!"
Ninja: "Careful! You'll wake up my pets."
*Red turns around, hearing a rustle from under the grass. Four turtles come up and one chomps on his tail!*
Red: "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Ninja: "Raphael-san, stop that!" ;D
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 28, 2004 6:45:50 GMT -5
LOL! Don't you have a rat in there too?
(Red runs around on the walls of the jar as a rat holding a Bo chases him)
Ok, how about this leatherhead alligator? ;D
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 28, 2004 16:50:42 GMT -5
*points at it to Blue, seeing Red wrestling with a gator as big as he is...and losing!* Yep! Leatherhead-san is here, too!
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 28, 2004 20:48:16 GMT -5
(Comes in carrying a pile of pizzas) Hey, does anybody want to share somewooooaaaaahhhhhhhhyeeeeeeeeeeek!!![/b] (Tries to run away as all three turtles leap out of the jar, burst the cap, and fly towards the pizza)
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 28, 2004 23:04:42 GMT -5
Ninja: "BAD KAME! BAD! Get off of Fuzzball and the pizzas immediately! Splinter-sensei, please control your students!" *picks Fuzzball up* "Are you okay?"
Fuzzball: "Thanks, Ninja..." *dusting her brusied bottom* "What manners!"
Blue: "Say, where's Red?"
*hears a rustling from inside one of the pizza boxes and opens it up to find Leatherhead smothering Red's face on the pizza sauce within an arm lock from Leatherhead*
Ninja: "Say, this looks interesting..." *we all gather around the pizza carton box of Red and Leatherhead, each of us eating slices of pizza and rooting for them* ;D
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 28, 2004 23:21:01 GMT -5
Hey.....THEY'RE RUINING OUR PIES!
(Whistles) Turtles! Take care of that!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 29, 2004 6:35:20 GMT -5
(Watchs as the turtles and the alligator eat the pizzas while the rat is drinking green tea) Say, where is RedStreak now? (finds Red as he is being chased by a rabbit and a tiny rhino who's face horn has been cut) Ya know, I could never figure out if that rabbit is big as the rhino or if that rhino is small as that rabbit...
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Post by RedStreak on Dec 29, 2004 15:52:12 GMT -5
Hey.....THEY'RE RUINING OUR PIES! (Whistles) Turtles! Take care of that! *is in the middle of eating some pie*
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Post by Fuzzball on Dec 29, 2004 18:38:12 GMT -5
(finds Red as he is being chased by a rabbit and a tiny rhino who's face horn has been cut) Ya know, I could never figure out if that rabbit is big as the rhino or if that rhino is small as that rabbit... Uh...you've lost me now.
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Post by NinjaWolf on Dec 29, 2004 20:17:50 GMT -5
(Blue was talking about Usagi Yojimbo and his friend, Gen the Rhino, Fuzzball. They're both in the new TMNT shows and in Stan Sakai's "Usagi Yojimbo" comic books as we speak.)
*shares a piece of pizza with little Red, which he happily eats it with his tail wagging*
Awww, he's so cute when he eats... ;D
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Post by Somebody on Dec 29, 2004 21:05:12 GMT -5
Now it is time to bring out the ultimate weapon. You should have all received your fruitcake by now. HA! HA! HA!
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 30, 2004 5:12:58 GMT -5
(Blue was talking about Usagi Yojimbo and his friend, Gen the Rhino, Fuzzball. They're both in the new TMNT shows and in Stan Sakai's "Usagi Yojimbo" comic books as we speak.) Ninja is right. The rabbit and the rhino were modeled after Usagi and Gen. (watchs Ninja feed the tiny werefox when suddenly fire shoots out of RedStreak's mouth! Red runs around screaming for water!) Ninja:" BLUE!" Blue:"What? I thought he might liked a little pepper on his pizza..." ;D
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Post by TrueBlueEyesWolf on Dec 30, 2004 5:15:22 GMT -5
Now it is time to bring out the ultimate weapon. You should have all received your fruitcake by now. HA! HA! HA! So there YOU are! Where you have been? By the way, your fruitcake made a nice doorstop.
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